Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 11, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk John McGlumphy of Tyler, Texas for sending in today’s report. Bozo criminal for today comes from Weirton, West Virginia where bozo criminal Frank Scott printed up $10,000 in counterfeit bills. Most counterfeiters, of course, would try to pass the bills around at various locations to keep from arousing any suspicion. But not a bozo counterfeiter. Our bozo loaded the ten grand up in a paper sack and walked into his neighborhood bank and tried to deposit it all into his account. And there was one other small problem…every bill had the same serial number. The cops were called and our bozo was arrested.

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