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February 15, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Dublin, Ireland comes the story of bozo Gavin Cole who had just about everything go wrong for him on this day. It all started when our bozo boarded the Dublin to Cork bus and sat down next to an off- duty police drug squad officer. Our bozo’s next mistake was when he removed three packets from his pocket and took a look at them. The officer correctly identified the packets as heroin but said nothing. Then, the bozo’s cell phone rang. The officer heard him say to the party on the other end, "Yeah, I have the stuff. Meet me at the bus station and bring plenty of money!" And then, in anticipation of his upcoming deal, our bozo rolled and lit up a marijuana cigarette. Right there on the bus in plain view of the officer. He was arrested.

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