Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 16, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From London, England comes the story of bozo Alan Lange who was in the process of robbing a residence when the homeowners returned. Noticing something was amiss, the husband had his wife wait outside while he went inside to check things out. The homeowner confronted our bozo in a second story bedroom. Seeing he was trapped, our bozo turned and jumped out the bedroom window, landing directly atop the man’s wife, who was still waiting outside. Our bozo quickly shook himself off and fled. The husband took his bruised and shaken wife to the emergency room where she was seated next to…guess who!! Yes, it was our bozo who had also come in to be treated for injuries he had received in the fall. The wife recognized him, the cops were summoned and the bozo was hauled off to jail.

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