Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 22, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Chesterfield County, Virginia where bozo David Wesley hitchhiked to a credit union. He was even able to convince the driver who picked him up to wait for him outside. Our bozo proceeded to hold up the place and upon returning to the car had the unsuspecting driver drop him off at a nearby hotel. The driver learned about the robbery a day later and recognized the bozo from a description in the paper. Then, a week later, the driver spotted the bozo, hitchhiking again. This time the driver called the cops who came by and arrested him. One question-after the robbery, couldn’t the bozo afford bus fare?

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