Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 24, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico where bozo Lowell Jackson entered a motel, flashed a butcher knife and demanded cash from the clerk. When the clerk reached under the counter and pulled out not money but a pistol our bozo thought better of things and quickly fled. The hotel clerk called the cops but was unable to positively identify the suspect. A few days later the bozo stopped by the hotel again, this time to thank the clerk for not turning him in. Shouldn’t have done that. The clerk got a good look at him and our bozo was arrested.

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