Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 28, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Little Rock, Arkansas where bozo Donterio Brown was without transportation so he did what any true bozo would do, he called the police station to say he needed a ride downtown and would an officer be so kind as to come by and give him a lift. The dispatcher told him, sorry, that’s against policy. Not to be deterred, our bozo called back a few minutes later and said he wanted to report a suspicious person loitering around a phone booth and gave a description of himself. The bozo reasoning here was that once the cops arrived he could convince them to give him that ride he needed downtown. He was given a ride, all right. To the police station where he was charged with making a false alarm.

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