Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 14, 2000

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 0066: Never forget where you keep your stash. From Jacksonville, Florida comes the story of bozo James Harrington who brought a couple of prescription bottles into the pharmacy for a refill. When the pharmacist was checking the bottles she noticed one of them had something inside…and it wasn’t prescription medicine. It was three small bags of marijuana. She called the cops and our bozo was arrested.

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