Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 17, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Mateo County, California where bozo Muhammad Mustafa escaped from jail. Our bozo wasted no time in heading to a pay phone to call his friends for help. Not knowing their number, he tried to dial directory assistance. Having spent much of his live in prison, our bozo wasn’t all that familiar with the procedure and he dialed 911 instead of 411. The cops knew something was up when they responded to the emergency call and noticed our bozo standing by the pay phone still wearing his orange jumpsuit that said, "Property of San Mateo County Jail."

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