Bozo criminal for today comes from San Francisco, California where bozo David Melendes’ girlfriend was running late for her flight to St. Louis. Knowing that she wasn’t going to make her flight in time, David came up with the ultimate bozo way of holding the plane. To buy his girlfriend a little more time to catch the flight, our bozo called in a phony bomb threat. It slowed down the fight, all right. It’ll also be slowing down our bozo for a while; he could get up to ten years.