Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 20, 2000

Bozo criminal for today obviously believed in the old adage "practice makes perfect." From Kenner, Louisiana comes the story of bozo Cedrick Lincoln who wanted to make sure no one would recognize him when he held up a sandwich shop. The only disguise our bozo could come up with was his own shirt. So, to make sure the shirt was doing its job, our bozo stood outside the store and practiced pulling his shirt up over his head to cover his face. He rehearsed it several times. In full view of the store’s security camera.

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