Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 21, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Moulton, Alabama where bozo Emmett Adams was charged with several misdemeanors after he stopped by the sheriff’s station to pick up his drivers’ license, which had been confiscated at a highway checkpoint. So, what was the problem? Since our bozo had no license and since he "didn’t want to get into any more trouble" he let his four year old nephew drive him down to the police station.

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