Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 24, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Tom Stevens who alerted us to today’s story. From Manassas, Virginia comes the story of bozo Wayne Snider who had big plans for holding up an armored car as it made its pickup at a local bowling alley. Our bozo rushed up to the driver, flashed a gun at him and said, "Give it up!" The startled driver looked around inside the vehicle and finally handed our bozo a large sack. The bozo quickly split the scene, stopping a short distance away to discover he had made a terrible mistake. Instead of holding up the armored car he had robbed a laundry truck as it made its pickup at the bowling alley. And the sack contained not cash but instead a bunch of dirty mop heads.

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