Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 26, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Fairview Park, Ohio where bozo Ronnie Hawkins called police to his motel room, saying his intoxicated girlfriend was banging on the door, keeping him awake. By the time the officers arrived, his girlfriend had already left, so the officers got some basic information from our bozo. Upon running that info through their computer, the officers were stunned to discover that he was a prison escapee. Our bozo was awakened once again, this time for a little trip to jail.

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