Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 28, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Akron, Ohio where bozo Richard Samuels stole the keys to a vending machine and proceeded to clean it out, pocketing (quite literally) about $200 in change. As he tried to make his getaway he was spotted by a couple of passersby who gave chase. As you might imagine, with $200 in change in his pockets our bozo could not run very fast. So, he tried to lighten his load a bit, throwing handfuls of change out his his pockets as he ran down the street. Didn’t do him any good, though, as the cops quickly caught up with him.

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