Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 01, 1999

Bozo criminal for today proves that bozos never take a holiday. From Greenville, Pennsylvania on Thanksgiving evening ccoems the story of bozo Paul Albert who broke into a residence and stole the Thanksgiving meal, which the owner had left sitting out while he went to visit a friend. Neighbors noticed the bozo leaving the house carrying a large turkey-sized cardboard box atop which he was balancing a party platter featuring assorted holiday munchies. The police arrived and noticed a trail of food in the street, including carrot and celery sticks and deviled eggs. The cops followed the trail fo food to the bozo’s nearby home where he was arrested but not before he and his cat had eaten most of the Thanksgiving dinner.

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