Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 02, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Spartansburg, Sough Carolina where bozo Kim Martin walked into a convenience store, flased a gun and told the store manager to give him the key to the video poker machines, which he did. While our bozo was emptying the machines of their cash, the store manager asked the bozo if he could step outside to tell a customer the store was temporarily closed. "Sure," said the bozo without even looking up. The manager opened the door and let in a police officer who had answered the silent alarm the store manager had set off. Our bozo was arrested and charged with armed robbery.

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