Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 03, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Kingston, Jamaica comes the story of bozo Shurwanda Brunson who picked a bad place to hide her drug stash. In her hair. Our bozo was stopped at customs when guards noticed that bozo Shurwanda had really tall hair. We mean really, really tall hair. A quick check of her hairdo found a package of cocaine wrapped inside a stocking which had been placed in the middle of her large beehive type hairdo. Bozo Shurwanda also wins our Bozo Excuse of the week award. After being busted she told the cops that the cocaine was a special hair treatment to give her hair more body.

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