Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 08, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Omaha, Nebraska where bozo Keylen Thornton made two mistakes in attempting to rob a bank. His first mistake was not wearing a mask or any type of disguise. His second mistake was choosing a bank where a former high school classmate worked as a teller. After he got away with a little over $1700 in cash, the police brought the teller a high school yearbook and she picked out his photo. Wonder if he was selected as most likely to be arrested in school?

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