Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 09, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. Our bozo is not technically a criminal but he certainly came up with our Bozo Excuse of the Week. From Lyon, France comes the story of Catholic priest Father Laguerie who was pulled over by the gendarmes for speeding. The father agreed that he was going too fast but argued that it was not his fault. He told the officer that he was driving along at a normal rate of speed when suddenly the car became "possessed" and "some evil force took over" causing him to exceed the speed limit. The officer didn’t buy his story and wrote the father a ticket. The question is, does the car need to go to the garage or to the exorcist?

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