Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 10, 1999

Bozo criminal for today definitely picked the wrong profession. From Memphis, Tennessee comes the story of Bozo Ken Chitty who decided to rob a bank. Only one problem, Ken is blind. Our bozo walks into the First Tennessee Bank, white cane and dark glasses in place. A security guard walks up and asks our bozo if he can be of assistence. He then guides him up to the tellers window and watches as our bozo passes a note to the teller demanding cash. The teller looks at the guard and mouths the words "It’s a robbery!" while handing him some cash. The bozo was immediately arrested by the guard and escorted to jail.

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