December 16, 1999

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Tom Stevens who passed along today’s bozo. From McLean, Virginia comes the story of bozo Brian Fowler who was discovered by a homeowner taking a little dip in his hot tub. When spotted, our bozo jumped out, grabbed his clothes, and in typical bozo fashion, put on only his shoes and fled. The police arrived and followed the wet trail to a nearby parking lot where they found the clothes but still no bozo. Then the cops received a call informing them of an accident nearby. At the scene, a man told the officers a naked man had jumped into his wife’s sport utility vehicle but had wrecked it before he got out of the parking lot. The police walked over and arrested our still naked and by now quite cold bozo, who asked for a nice warm blanket.