Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 23, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbus, Ohio where bozo Drtangyn Sewell walked into a drug store, grabbed the cash register off the counter and ran. Our bozo was in such a hurry to get away that he didn’t even notice that he had torn off only the top part of the register, leaving the money drawers behind. The police said he was not hard to spot. He was the bozo running down the street carrying an armload of machinery with dangling wires and cables.

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