Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 01, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Brownsboro, Texas where bozo Randy Dillon was pulled over by the police for speeding. As the officer walked up to the car he thought he smelled something funny burning and asked our bozo, "Where’s the marijuana?" Our friendly bozo thought for a moment, reached into his back pocket and pulled out a plastic baggy filled with the stuff. The officer then asked if there was any more and the bozo told him there was another pound and a half in the floorboard and back seat. Our cooperative bozo was then arrested.

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