Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 05, 1999

Thanks to all the Bozo News Hawks who pointed out this classic in a recent Ann Landers’ column. From San Diego, California comes the story of bozo Hal Lawson who entered a Catholic church by breaking a stained glass window. He stuffed a silver chalice and other pieces of worship into his duffel bag and was getting ready to make his escape when he spotted the wine. It was just too much to resist. Our bozo took one drink, then another and before you knew it he had drunk the whole bottle and passed out cold. A police officer happened by, awoke our sleeping bozo and arrested him.

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