Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 08, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk John Gregory of Tampa, Florida who sent along today’s Bozo Report. From Tampa comes the story of teenaged bozos James Fowler and Peter Hampton who first tried to break into a home by prying open a window. Unable to do this, the bozos cut a screen on the porch, which enabled them to reach inside and unlock the patio door. Once on the patio, the bozos tried to open the sliding glass door to gain access to the home, which set off the security alarm, frightening the teens away. in their hurry to get away, the bozos failed to retrieve two backpacks they had brought along which they left behind on the porch. The backpacks contained the bozos’ school books and IDs, which led the cops straight to their parents homes.

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