Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 09, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Erie, Pennsylvania where bozo Jeffrey Wilson found out it’s not a good idea to get into a barking contest with a pack of police dogs. Our bozo was riding his bicycle down the sidewalk when he passed a couple of parked police cruisers with police dogs inside. Our bozo looked inside the vehicles and proceeded to bark at the dogs, which, as you might imagine, got the dogs riled up. An officer sitting inside one of the police cars shouted to our bozo to stop. Barking Bozo ignored him and continued to bark, finally pausing long enough to tell the officer that this was his neighborhood and he could do whatever he wanted in it. Wrong. Barking Bozo was arrested for harassing the police dogs and, not surprisingly, for possession of marijuana.

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