Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 10, 1999

Thanks to D. Harmon for passing along today’s story via the internet. From Pelham, New Hampshire comes the story of Bozo James Lang who had a little too much to drink and got confused. You see, the police station in town was located very near the pizza shop. Our bozo walked into the police station, approached the sergeant working the front desk and tried to order a pizza. When the officer told him that he was not in a pizza parlor, our bozo got a little beligerent and was arrested. As he was being taken to his cell, he asked one of the officers, "What about my pizza?"

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