Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 11, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Deridder, Louisiana where bozo Kent Mitchell has to qualify as one of the dumbest crooks of all time. Our bozo was standing by the side of the road, flagging down cars at random and offering to sell them drugs. Bozo Kent ran into trouble when he flagged down a car occupied by four narcotics officers, in full uniform with badges and guns, one of whom had arrested him several times in the past. The officers let the bozo complete his sales pitch and then arrested him.

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