Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 13, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Anchorage, Alaska where bozo Floyd Brunson tried to hold up the local Holiday Inn. Our bozo walked up to the front desk, poked his finger in his hooded sweat shirt as if it were a gun and demanded money. A hotel guest noticed what was happening and ran into a nearby conference room to let everyone there know what was going on. Before he even realized what was up, our bozo was surrounded by a lobby full of police officers who took him into custody. You see, our bozo had the misfortune of choosing to hold up the Holiday Inn on the same day that the local police officers group was holding their monthly meeting at the hotel.

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