Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 15, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Madisonville, Kentucky where police responded to a call of two trucks being driven strangely on a rural road. A bozo would drive one truck a hundred yards or so, stop, walk back to the second truck, drive it a hundred yards past the first truck, then walk back to the first truck, drive it and so on. The police stopped the bozo and asked him what he thought he was doing. Our bozo replied that his brother was passed out drunk in one of the the trucks so he was driving both of them home. One problem, our bozo was also drunk. He was arrested for DUI.

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