Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 16, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from North Knoxville, Tennessee where bozo Gerald Gaines jumped a sandwich delivery person and grabbed her money bag. But our bozo got a little more than he bargained for in 5 foot 3 inch delivery person Sharon Gilbert. She chased after him, finally catching up with him and grabbing back the money bag just as he got into his car and fled. Now, any normal criminal would chalk this one up to experience, but remember we’re talking bozo here. Our bozo returned home and called the sandwich shop to complain that one of their employees had roughed him up. The folks at the sandwich shop took his complaint and gave his name and address to the cops.

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