Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 23, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Berlin, Germany comes the story of Bozo Alexandru Nemeth who tried to blackmail the Nestle Company. Our bozo contacted Nestle, saying if he was not given $14 million in diamonds he would poison bottles of mayonnaise and mustard on grocer’s shelves. Our bozo even devised a foolproof scheme (or so he thought) for receiving the diamonds. They were to be put in pouches attached to homing pigeons. German police simply followed the pigeons back to our bozo’s home where he was arrested.

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