Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 26, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lawrence, Kansas, the home of the University of Kansas. It seems bozo Dion Raymond, a 270 university football player was hungry and decided to head to the nearby Taco Bell for a little snack. Upon checking his order, our bozo discovered that he had been shorted a chalupa. Wanting his chalupa and wanting it right now our bozo tried to climb in the drive-thru window to retrieve it. Keep in mind, he weighs 270 pounds. Of course, something had to give and in this case it was the drive-thru window. It couldn’t support the weight and broke, leaving our bozo hanging halfway in and halfway out and stuck. The cops pried him out and charged him with disorderly conduct. As the chihuahua says, "Put down the chalupa."

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