Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 30, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Antonio, Texas where bozo Gerald Anderson walked into a bank, headed straight for the receptionist and handed her a holdup note. The startled receptionist told our bozo that she didn’t handle money and our bozo snatched back his note and hurried out the door. He returned a while later and this time waited in the teller’s line before handing over his holdup note. He got some cash but was quickly apprehended by the police who had been called to investigate his first robbery attempt.

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