Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 04, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Cedar Rapids, Iowa where a police officer noticed a bozo driving a car that had no license plates. He pulled the car over and the driver identified himself as Anthony Jones. Bozo said he was from out of state and had forgotten his drivers license and as for what happened to the license tags, he had no idea. The officer wrote out a ticket and handed it to the bozo who signed it "Michael Mitchell". When the officer asked why he had signed a different name, our bozo replied, "Oh,BLEEP!" The patrolman ran a check on the name our bozo had signed and found he was wanted for nine previous moving violations. He was arrested.

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