Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 05, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersberg, Florida where bozo Herman Hoover held up a Circle K convenience store. Our bozo came up with what he thought was a perfect disguise, a large plastic trash bag, which he placed over his head. He walked into the store, demanded money from the clerk and got away with a small amount of cash. He was captured a short time later by the cops who had a good description of our bozo. But he was wearing a plastic trash bag over his head…how could the cops have gotten a good description of him? The bag he used to conceal his identity was a plastic trash bag all right, a clear plastic trash bag.

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