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October 10, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Richard Holbert who sent in today’s report via the internet. From Englewood, Florida comes the story of bozo Joan Hampton who was given a marijuana cigarette as a birthday present. Bozo Joan promptly lost her joint was was convinced her son had stolen it. Her son denied the charges and a heated argument ensued between the two with our bozo finally calling the cops. When the police arrived, bozo Joan explained to the officer that her problem was that she could not find her joint. Being a helpful sort, the policeman offered to assist her in looking for it. The good news is that friendly officer found her joint. The bad news is that our bozo was then arrested for possession.

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