Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 11, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Pasadena, California where bozo Donnell Thompson jimmyed the lock on a sliding glass door and broke into a nursing home. Thinking ahead, our bozo left the glass door open so he could make a quick getaway. While the bozo went about his business, a nursing home employee noticed the open glass door and closed it. And when bozo Donnell headed for the door, of course he thought it was still open and crashed directly into it. He sustained numerous cuts and left a blood trail which the police were able to follow to arrest him.

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