Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 12, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Naples, Florida where bozo Johnny Hannah was a little too honest for his own good. Our bozo held up a coin laundry, robbing the attendant of cash and taking her purse. For some reason, the robber later decided that he didn’t need the woman’s ATM card, so he called to tell her that he was going to mail it back. The woman checked her caller ID, got his name and phone number, called the cops and the bozo was arrested.

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