Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 13, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Durham, North Carolina where bozo Shaun Taber walked into the Central Carolina Bank, waved a gun at the teller and demanded cash. While he was waving his pistol around, he lost his grip on the gun and it fell to the floor, discharging and firing a bullet into the ceiling. So shaken was our bozo by this turn of events that he scooped his gun up and fled the building without waiting around for his money. Bank employees were able to give the cops not only a good description of our bozo but also the license plate number of his getaway car. Police caught up with him a short time later and charged him with attempted robbery and reckless discharging of a firearm.

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