Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 15, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Torrington, Connecticut where bozo Ron Franklin stole a late model Nissan from a residential driveway. While our bozo was breaking into the car, some papers fell from his pocket. Not thinking they were important, the bozo simply left the papers on the ground as he sped away in his stolen car. Maybe he should have stopped to pick up those papers. The papers were the bail bond paperwork from when he had been bailed out of jail the day before and of course it contained his name and address.

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