Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 18, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Tallahassee, Florida where bozo Jose Herrera donned a ski mask and grabbed a pistol with the intention of robbing an EZ serve convenience store. Our bozo pulled up in front of the store at 11:15 one evening and ran toward the door with the intention of bursing into the store and frightening everyone inside. This might have worked out very well except for one thing. The EZ Serve store closes at 11:00 pm. So when the bozo ran up to the door it was locked. He had up such a head of steam that he crashed into the door head first, stunning himself and knocking himself to the ground. Store clerks who had been watching the whole thing called the cops who arrived before our bozo had fully recovered his senses.

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