Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 19, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan for passing along today’s story via the internet. From the island of Barbados comes the story of bozo Antonio Martin who stole three packages of batteries from the local discount store. The security guard spotted him stealing the batteries and took off after him but our bozo was too fast for him and soon the guard gave up and returned to his post. Our bozo must have worked up a terrible thirst while fleeing the guard because a short time later he returned to the same discount store to buy himself a soft drink. This time the guard recognized him and called the cops who arrested the bozo after finding the shoplifted batteries still in his pocket.

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