Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 21, 1999

With the World Series getting underway this weekend, it’s only appropriate that we have a baseball bozo for you. From Boston, Massachusetts comes the story of bozos John Carter and Earl Wilson who either weren’t baseball fans or they have really bad timing. On Sunday night our bozos stopped into the Star Market in Boston, just a few blocks from Fenway Park and held up the clerk, getting away with a small amount of cash. All our bozos had to do now was make a speedy getaway and everything would be fine. Unfortunately for the bozos just as they hit the streets they met up with a terrible traffic snarl, about 30,000 fans on the way to the ballpark. In the meantime, store employees called the cops who caught up with our bozos while they were still stuck in traffic.

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