Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 22, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Waynesboro, Virginia where bozo Sean Wilson robbed a jewelry store by throwing a bowling ball through the window. Our bozo made off with a few items but was quickly captured by the cops because he left the bowling ball behind. Not just any bowling ball either. It was one of those personalized models with the bozo’s name engraved on it.

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