Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 25, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Israel comes the story of a group of Palestinian terrorists who had plans to set off some bombs on the West Bank. Last month Israel rolled back its clocks one hour to support orthodox Jewish Prayer, but the Palestinian West Bank remained on regular time. Our bozos set the clocks on their bombs for 6 PM according to West Bank time but they set their own watches for Israeli time. So the bombs went off an hour ahead of schedule while the bozos were still in their car with their bombs.

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