October 26, 1999

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Bozo criminals for today come from Foster, Rhode Island where bozos Steven Brown and Andrew Ferguson walked into a convenience store and sprayed the clerk with pepper spray. The bozos then grabbed $150 from the cash register and headed for the door. Then they noticed the security camera overhead and remembered….Oops! They had forgotten to put on their ski masks to hide their faces. So the bozos stopped dead in their tracks, reached into their pockets, pulled out their masks and put them on right in front of the security camera which had already captured a fine picture of them. To add insult to injury, one of our bozos also forgot to take a lit cigarette out of his mouth before putting his mask on, burning his face.