Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 28, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Farmington Hills, Michigan where bozo Blake Hilliard was checking car doors in a parking lot, trying to find one that was unlocked. As luck would have it our bozo happened to pick a parking lot where an undercover cop was staked out looking for whoever it was that had been robbing cars in the area. Our bozo walked up to the unmarked police car, pulled on the handle, noticed someone inside and said, "Sorry, dude, I was just checking to see if you were ok." Now a normal thief would have fled after encountering someone, but not a bozo. Oh, no, Bozo Blake continued checking car doors until he found one unlocked. The officer arrested him as he was trying to pull the stereo from the dash.

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