Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 29, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Whitmire, South Carolina where Bozo Kimberley Miller walked into a video store, pulled a gun out of her book bag and demanded cash. Our bozo got away with $150 in cash but left behind one very important item. That book bag, which contained, among other things, her pager. The cops used phone records to trace the pager to Kimberley’s home address and were there waiting for her when she pulled into the driveway.

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