Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 03, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Carrizozo, New Mexico where bozo Allen Whitson broke into an office and worked up quite an appetite while going about his business. So, he took a look in the office freezer and spotted a frozen turkey breast which he popped into the microwave. He didn’t have much time to waste so he took the turkey breast out before it was done and ate it anyway. Soon, our bozo wasn’t feeling so good. He made a dash to the bathroom and in his haste accidently locked the door behind him. He was too sick to break out before the police arrived.

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